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Love Marriage vs Arrange Marriage

Love Marriage Arranged Marriage
Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set of functions like flirting, going to movies together, Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on
Family system hangs because hardware (called Parents) is not responding. Compatible with hardware
( Parents ).
You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life. You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.
Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc. but could possibly load to out of scope document All these features are covered in the SRS (System Req. Specification) as required features.
Love Marriage is like Windows, beautiful & seductive…. Yet one never knows when it will crash…. Arranged Marriage is like Unix …. boring n colorless… still extremely reliable n robust.